countesskitsch:

single-manly-tear:

charlotteanneishuman:

PHANTOM OF THE OPRAH!

AND YOU GET A CHANDELIER

AND YOU GET A CHANDELIER

EVERYONE IN THE AUDIENCE GETS A CHANDELIER.

weeping

rebageling for the chandelier comment, omg

Brb, dying.

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uhh-liz-uhhh-beth:

CONTEST GIVEAWAY

winner will be sent their choice of two. a glass paperweight with a coyote bone incased, print of any illustration ive posted on tumblr, or a handblown glass. Giveaway will end on JUNE 30TH when ill enter everyones URLs into a random generator thing and whoever’s name comes out first will be chosen as winner :) now, the rules..

• must be following me   uhh-liz-uhhh-beth.tumblr.com
• reblog this post:)

thats it! if you have any questions feel free to inbox me. good luck!

pizzaforpresident:

I CAN’T BREATH HOLY SHIT

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weenlebowski:

Guinea pig disguised as a baked potato

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loveallthis:

Inspired by jeannr, I flowcharted the Beatles classic, ‘Hey Jude.’

now you can buy a print!

dandeliar:

why did i make this

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chompingatthebit:

lifeinthefaastlane:

denzelgtfo:

nep-enut:

aigisbutt:

mass-destruction:

gravityisforsuckers:

Hold both shift keys down, and try to type “THE QUICK BROWN FOX JUMPS OVER THE LAZY DOG.”  

THKBNFJS THLAY DG.

holy shit

THKBNFJSTHLAY

what the fuck

THE FUICK BROWN FOX JUMPS OVER THE AZY DOG

probably should have figured a fuck would find its way in there :(

TEQUICKBRONOXUMSOVERTEAZYOG

H CK BN FX JMPS V H LAZ DG

i’d like to buy a vowel, pat

THEQUICKROWFOXJUMPSOVERTHELZYDOG

THKBNFJSTHLAYDG

THEIUKROWFORJUPSOERTHELAYDOG

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